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I have been researching in a cure for the dreaded Turkabbage disease and the only cure is to cryogenically preserve the person who has got it. I researched in that too (I like researching: it makes me happy:):):):D:D:D) and it read the egyptians first introduced cryogen freezing and it was first used to freeze food stuffs until they were ready for defrosting.
A turkey is a bit like a lobster. It has claws, antennae and no legs apart from a couple of tiny spindly things. Meanwhile, whilst the turkey was evolving, it looked a bit like an ostrich. The third stage of evolution was long and hard for the turkey because there was a massive 2000 year long drought and the only food was cabbage because the cabbage had stolen water from a cactus. So the unsuspecting turkey ate the cabbage and all was well for a while. But the cabbage inside the turkey grew and legs and great big gnashers. Eventually the cabbages ate the insides of the poor turkey and the turkey died out (this is what will happen to people who eat turkey and cabbages at the same time!) except for one little egg. The drought had ended and space was glad so it sent down a martian fridge with a hole in the bottom. The egg was cryogenically preserved but the strange thing is: there were two turkettes in the egg, both of a different gender; grill and yob. The two mated and then their children lived for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years and here they are now.
Monday, May 31, 2004
Sequel
Mooj penguin spotters
As the theory of the philosophy of mashed habits has been posted via the last post, I have researched on it and it is true. I worked really hard last night researching and I have uncovered the secret to life, the universe and everything… But you will have to wait and see for a while. Meanwhile I must inform you that cabbages are untimely animals who have no sense of turkey. Therefore when you eat cabbage and turkey together, it could mean a fate worse than death. Your stomach churns over and over until you ring all the juices out of you. If you are extremely unlucky, you might even fall face down in a bowl of mod roc and have all the moisture sucked out of your eyes. However, sperm whales are known for eating turkey and cabbages, and are therefore immune to the disease. I thought this was strange as the turkey and cabbage are hideous and ferocious land animals and neither of them are creatures of the sea or even amphibious. I looked it up in the thesaurus and it read: turkey; man's best friend. The turkey is a somewhat strange creature as it spends most of its life in the sea. This is strange because the turkey is a land animal and evidently dies and has some kind of respawning process in its home under the sea. Also, if you mix turkey with cabbages and eat it, you will die. But if you sing "Its A Long Way To Tipparary" to your grave then you will be spared from turkabbage's evil grasp. Some people define turkeys as clever living creatures which have a mind of their own. However the government have defined it as smelly stupid creatures who have no brain and are delicious; hence the name turkey. The philosophy of the wooden box is not true. Once you have listened to my story of it, the philosophy of mashed habits is not complex. Also, turkeys are better than normal, they're AB-normal. Cats bums are also essential to the cleaning process of blue tits. The cleaning process of blue tits is difficult due to their strange faeces and peculiar cheesy centre. Also, Viva Las Gaygas is closing down. What a sad moment it will be for all of us (who are gay (by the way, I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) But look at me babbling on. I must tell you the eternal secret of life, the universe and everything.
By the way the eternal answer is forty two, so Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian (whatever her last name is) are searching for the eternal question.
The eternal secret is: cabbages are not porous. Hee hee.
As the theory of the philosophy of mashed habits has been posted via the last post, I have researched on it and it is true. I worked really hard last night researching and I have uncovered the secret to life, the universe and everything… But you will have to wait and see for a while. Meanwhile I must inform you that cabbages are untimely animals who have no sense of turkey. Therefore when you eat cabbage and turkey together, it could mean a fate worse than death. Your stomach churns over and over until you ring all the juices out of you. If you are extremely unlucky, you might even fall face down in a bowl of mod roc and have all the moisture sucked out of your eyes. However, sperm whales are known for eating turkey and cabbages, and are therefore immune to the disease. I thought this was strange as the turkey and cabbage are hideous and ferocious land animals and neither of them are creatures of the sea or even amphibious. I looked it up in the thesaurus and it read: turkey; man's best friend. The turkey is a somewhat strange creature as it spends most of its life in the sea. This is strange because the turkey is a land animal and evidently dies and has some kind of respawning process in its home under the sea. Also, if you mix turkey with cabbages and eat it, you will die. But if you sing "Its A Long Way To Tipparary" to your grave then you will be spared from turkabbage's evil grasp. Some people define turkeys as clever living creatures which have a mind of their own. However the government have defined it as smelly stupid creatures who have no brain and are delicious; hence the name turkey. The philosophy of the wooden box is not true. Once you have listened to my story of it, the philosophy of mashed habits is not complex. Also, turkeys are better than normal, they're AB-normal. Cats bums are also essential to the cleaning process of blue tits. The cleaning process of blue tits is difficult due to their strange faeces and peculiar cheesy centre. Also, Viva Las Gaygas is closing down. What a sad moment it will be for all of us (who are gay (by the way, I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) But look at me babbling on. I must tell you the eternal secret of life, the universe and everything.
By the way the eternal answer is forty two, so Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect, Zaphod Beeblebrox and Trillian (whatever her last name is) are searching for the eternal question.
The eternal secret is: cabbages are not porous. Hee hee.
Sunday, May 30, 2004
mashed habits
the philosophy of mashed habits is complex, seeing as the extraordinary desire to eat cabbage overcomes one when studying thse peculiar objects.However- if one is holding a wooden box at the time of contact, a strange want of pdf files comes to mind. thank you for listening to all my jargen, and I hope you all a very st mo0gasta's day,
smadge
smadge
Grilfriends
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Just one thing to say to my grilfriend. I DIDN'T STAPLE THE CHICKENS.COM. Just a little word there from Homestar. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM fuzzy.
Just one thing to say to my grilfriend. I DIDN'T STAPLE THE CHICKENS.COM. Just a little word there from Homestar. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM fuzzy.
Lo all out there. I am on this blog.
Lo all out there
I am on this blog. Smadge told me to say elwam. Just testing. LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLOOOOO.
I am on this blog. Smadge told me to say elwam. Just testing. LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLOOOOO.
starting
this is me with my my second blog. I am just starting to do this, so please be kind and don't send me any viruses. it would be very nice if you would take notice of this thingy for no apparent reason.goodbye!
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